Another way out of another dilemma

auf mich horen Leute, ascolta me la gente, listen to me people

Ok, I thinkus I got it down, all da cookery shows are concentrate on how git it drunk on minimal wage.  Cheap beer with fancy color s and stuff.  Well what this country needs neow is a large group of people (perferated men) to do the deeds we, this courtry, needs done.  I saids perferated men cause they be the roots of all evil and wrongbin, they should bears burden.  Followeth my plan.

Men in green tights, yea, git up in tights and makeem green, we need a big crew causas like we got a bit lot of stuff to git done.  The real course of duty is to have these guys make these silver bullets.  Hell yes that what I said, silver, the only ones that do a damn good job of killing stuff that needs to be killeded.  No, none of this wooden stakes thru body parts stuff, pure silver, worked for the Ranger, gon works for uss.  Men in green tights to mold, fire, pour, cast, produce those wonderful silver bullets that can cure all our problems.  Silver bullets, works better than spinach, castor-oil, dr pepper, alum, wd40, duck tape, and even most religions.  Seien Sie gewarnte Leute (be warned), this works better with a lots of faith.