Politician's Entrance Test

WARNING

You will be tested prior to being allowed to run for a political office. Study the following very hard. The standard is 100 %.


The Seven Principles of Sleight of Hand are:
1. Palm - To hold an object in an apparently empty hand.
2. Ditch - To secretly dispose of an unneeded object.
3. Steal - To secretly obtain a needed object.
4. Load - To secretly move an object to where it is needed.
5. Simulation - To give the impression that something that has not happened, has.
6. Misdirection - To lead attention away from a secret move.
7. Switch - To secretly exchange one object for another.
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Now on to matters in another pasture.  Our fearless leaders (I submit we call them our fearless spenders) are off to Italy at $10,000.00 per hour and at tax payers expense.  That is not appropriate for someone that feigned withholding money because they came to pickup their government welfare checks riding in their private jets.